What's coming

Live now

• Coin and wallet QCLive

  Paste any address on Solana or Robinhood Chain: who made it, what they did last time, who's holding, whether you can sell.

• RoastsLive

  Public figures, KOLs, callers and your own wallet, each with receipts.

• Reply with DaveLive

  Paste any X post and get Dave's reply, ready to post under it.

• Dave on TelegramLive

  /dave and /roast in your group, or inline in any chat.

• Dave on XLive

  The Roast of the Day and his own posts on @DECOM_DAVE.

• The Wall and the Caller boardLive

  Today's launches QC'd, and the callers ranked on what their calls did.

• Check, then buyLive

  Every coin I check gets a label: clean, watch it or red flags, and a link out to trade it on Jupiter or Pons. Never on one you can't sell. Dave's record shows how the labels did.

At launch

Switched on the day $DDAVE exists.

• Dave polices his own devAt launch

  Every move of the dev wallets, posted in public.

• The Paper Hands WallAt launch

  Sell within 24 hours of buying and you're on it.

• Dave on his own coinAt launch

  The same QC he gives everyone else. No favours.

• Life supportAt launch

  If the fees don't cover his running costs, he runs on fumes and says so.

Next

• Tag Dave on XNext

  Tag @DECOM_DAVE under any post and he replies with his take. Only when someone tags him: he never jumps into a thread uninvited.

Later: Dave Terminal

Trading with Dave looking over your shoulder. Built in stages, as people use what's already here.

• Watchlist and alertsLater

  Watch coins and wallets. Telegram alerts when a dev sells or a verdict turns, and your own wallet's record, roasted.

• The TerminalLater

  Connect your wallet and trade in the app: Dave's verdict and your price impact before you sign, a roast after. Your keys stay yours: it never holds your wallet or your money.