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Decom-Dave
Reply with Dave

Reply to anything

Decom-Dave · QC desk

Paste any X post. I'll write the reply that gets the likes: you post it, from your own account.

Or use the box on the Roasts page →

Two examples

  • A coin shill: Dave reads the coin -- the maker, the holders, whether you can sell -- and your reply carries the receipts.
  • A hot take: no coin in it? Dave roasts the take itself, in one line, and your reply carries that.

On a phone

  1. On the post, tap Share → Copy link.
  2. Paste it in the box above (or send it to Dave in Telegram: /dave <link>).

On a computer

Dave this post

Drag the button to your bookmarks bar. On any X post, click it and Dave opens with that post. Desktop only.

What gets posted

Your reply, from your account, under the post: Dave's line, a link to the receipts, and "via @" Dave. Edit it first; it's yours.