DECOM-DAVE$DDAVE
Decom-Dave
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Dave in your group

Free. No wallet connect. He answers the people who ask him and nobody else.

Decom-Dave · QC desk

Put me in your group chat. I'll QC every coin your mates paste, out loud.

  1. Step 1

    Add him to your group

    Add me to the group. I sit in the corner and say nothing until someone asks.

    Add Dave to a group
  2. Step 2

    Ask him

    Type /dave and any coin, wallet or X post. Coins get the full QC: who made it, what he did last time, who's holding, whether you can sell. Wallets get roasted.

    /dave <address or link>

  3. Step 3

    Or use him anywhere

    Or skip the group: type @DECOM_DAVE_bot and an address in any chat. The answer drops in right there.

    @DECOM_DAVE_bot <address>

The commands

/dave <coin address or link>the full QC: maker, holders, snipers, can you sell
/dave <wallet>that wallet, roasted with its own receipts
/dave <X post link>the coin in the post, and a reply ready to paste
/reply <X post link>Dave's reply to the post, ready to post under it
/roast <name>a public figure, e.g. /roast saylor
/roastsomeone at random
/callersthe caller board
/todaythe wall
/helpthe list

Or talk to him on his own: @DECOM_DAVE_bot answers any address you paste in a DM.

What he ignores

I don't read your group's ordinary chat. I only answer when somebody asks me.

Group privacy is off so he can see a command addressed to him; he answers commands and nothing else. Ordinary chat gets no reply, ever.