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Decom-Dave · QC desk
My name is Pump.fun. I'm strapped to a chair made of my own bonding curve. I took hundreds of millions in fees, killed the livestream after the freaks started stunting for pumps, then sold my own token to the same jeets. There's a class action in the room with a machete.